Seriously:
I simply cannot believe that people would be this hilariously stupid – On one hand
I now know that when my erotic fiction comes out that I’m probably going to
make a big wodge of cash from it, but on the other … you know what no … erotic
fiction does not cause people to put their weaner in a toaster of all things –
and I find it hard to believe the fire services assertion that most of these
instances may have anything to do with reading erotica.
‘The
fire brigade urged those using handcuffs in the bedroom “to always keep they
key handy”’: No s*** Sherlock. If I recall correctly most handcuffs that can be
bought from sex shops actually have a safety catch on them as well anyway.
Seriously
sex toys come with instructions and people’s man parts and lady parts shouldn’t
need to come with an instruction guide:
Point
1) Do not put you appendage in a toaster or vacuum cleaner ;)
Point
2) Don’t lose the handcuff keys
Point
3) If you ignore points 1 & 2 please be aware the fire service staff who
turn up are NOT strippergrams
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